Well hello again my lovely little reader friends,
Yes, I'm back to inflict my view of the world upon you. Whether you like it or not. This time however its coming from my secret base, inside a volcano somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. Just to be on the safe side, I have also built a laser on the moon which will destroy the earth should this blog get less than 10 views.
A-ha! I hear you cry..
But surely you will perish along with everyone else should your laser on the moon destroy the earth.
Well...
Actually...
No..
Because, by the time the laser fires, I will be on my also secret moonbase surrounded by the most beautiful women in the world. See that, I've thought of everything.
So I'm either in my secret base inside a volcano in the Pacific Ocean....
Or I'm in a little flat in Paisley, Scotland.
Now, my dear reader, believe it or not, I just made one of those two locations up.
Hands up if you think it's Paisley?
So some of you thought I had a secret moonbase hmm?.
Right, so anyway, I'm now back with a fully working internet connection (with which I've already booked some theatre tickets - I'm going to see Wicked! Yay!) and now begins the second chapter of this little bit of madness in the world of the blog. And you'll love it (just think laser).
Well what else have I been getting up?
Getting used to my new work colleagues mainly. And a splendid bunch they are too. (More on them another time. Or maybe not) Christmas found me back down south (More on that another time. Or maybe not.)
So far I've found a book club in Paisley (I went to the meeting this afternoon. More on that another time. Or maybe not) and a Doctor Who group in the centre of Glasgow to occupy a bit of my time and hopefully make some new friends (the first meeting I'll go to is next weekend. More on that another time. Or.. well, you get the point). Still looking for a writing group and a badminton club but you can't do everything at once can you my little reader friends?
But we're getting there.
More soon.
Ta ta for now
